A typical i-prod as can be seen today on many European farms
The i-prod is a revolutionary new internet-linked cattle prod that turns ordinary farm animals into pop-singing sensations.
Any farmer sick of hearing the same old moos, baas and oinks can simply download a selection of their favourite tracks into the i-prod's MP3 memory. They then prod any or all of their livestock[1]. The effect is instant: barns become concert halls, big muddy fields turn into the Glastonbury Festival (no obvious change), milking parlours are more like recording studios. Who needs musicians when you've got a herd of moosicians[2]?
[1] Or farm workers.
[2] Plus Simon Cow-ell.
Sir Pork McCartney ('Porcca")
Most downloaded i-prod musical farmyard artistes
- Moo-donna
- Ab-baa
- Johann Sebastian Baa-ch
- Rake That
- Arctic Donkeys
- Oink
- Oink Floyd
- Baa-yonce
- Emin-hen
- The Jackson Hive
- MuckFly
- Mud
- Korn
- The SugaBeets
- Ike and Tina Turnip
- Elvis Parsley
- Ooo-arr-sis
- The Village Idiot People
- Britney Shears
- Amy Henhouse
- Kid Flock
- Girls A-ploughed
- ZZ Crop
- Moo2
- Cluck Berry
- Boney Ham
- Bananafarmer
- The Bleatles