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Also known as the Devil's tufts, snot-wafters, nose weeds,
bogey bristles, hooter thatch, conk-fluff, to name but a
few. Nostril hair remains just as disgusting whatever you
The following pictures are best avoided.
"Old Charlie Crumples"
"Miss Erica Wetsock, librarian"
"Bobo the Third"
"Mr Noodles, children's entertainer"
"The Rt. Hon. Augustus