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Wipe your feet on our mouse-mat.
Allow us to introduce ourselves.

Wonkipedia is the world's first fact-free online encyclopedia[1], available to web-users since 2009-ish [2].

It is the only reference website you will ever read just for a laugh[3].

None of the information in Wonkipedia is intended to teach you anything - except just how much fun you can get from a site with a turnip as its logo.

Wonkipedia will answer none of these important questions:

If cats have kittens, why don't mats have mittens?
If you were driving in a car at the speed of light, would the radio still work?
If you hatched an Easter egg, what creature would come out?

Wonkipedia is not approved by any teachers, schools or government departments. You will not pass any exams by reading it. We at Wonkipedia reckon you get enough of that sort of thing already.

Wonkipedia. It's fun. It's nonsense. In fact, it's 100 per cent fonsense [4].
And if you want to join in the fon, well, you've come to the right place.

Our motto - well, one of them anyway - is: Look. Don't learn. Do laugh.

Relax. The world just got a little bit wonkier...

MIKE BARFIELD
Wonkmaster General
Worldwide Wonkipedia
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Wonklandia

[1] Possibly...[2] That's nearly ten minutes past Eight.[3] Who knows?[4] Actual percentage may differ.