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Also known as the Devil's tufts, snot-wafters, nose weeds, bogey bristles, hooter thatch, conk-fluff, to name but a few. Nostril hair remains just as disgusting whatever you call it.

The following pictures are best avoided.

nose old man
"Old Charlie Crumples"

nose lady
"Miss Erica Wetsock, librarian"

nose ape
"Bobo the Third"

nose bat
"Mr Noodles, children's entertainer"

nose baby
"The Rt. Hon. Augustus Thripp-Munsley"